|Height:||5'9" (168 cm)|
|Occupation(s):||Jake's baby mama|
|Family & Friends|
|Relationships:||Jake Smith (baby daddy)|
|Interests:||Scheming Spending Manipulation|
|Talent:||Scheming Spending Manipulation|
|First appearance:||Being Yourself The Movie|
|Last appearance:||Being Yourself The Movie|
|Portrayed By:||Elizabeth Gillies|
Kelsi is Jake's crazy baby mama.
Kelsi is a loud mouthed and crazy possesive and evil baby mother.
Kelsi also has her moments where she becomes more like she is so evil and manipulative sense she is trying to figure out what she is doing with Renee.
When she was babysitting the child she acted so ghetto to him and basically started making ghetto nursery rhymes like
- Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's hoes and all the king's bitches
Couldn't give that nigga no stiches
- Row, row, row your joint, Gently down my weed. Take two puffs that's enough Pass the blunt and leave
- Old MacDonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O, And on that farm he fucked some bitch, EE-I-EE-I-O
- Twinkle, twinkle, little hoe,
How I wonder how low you can go.
Up above that dick so high,
Ain't got no walls I wonder why
- Shaniqua had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as crack.And everywhere Shaniqua went,that lamb still had her back. It followed her to school one day which give give a fuck about no rules. Shaniqua and her lamb got shot for talkin shit after school.